salty pigeon

1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.

A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.

2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.

Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.

Example 2.

Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"

by thebigman May 24, 2014

Grand pidgeon

A man who is an extreme advocate of road rage/road type violence, Enjoys a good bit of banter over a punch up with a cop. I nearly went grand pidgeon on this cunt

I Nearly went Grand Pidgeon on this cunt

by Sammyhowe06 November 23, 2016

kamikaze pigeon

A badass bird of the night! Armed with a coat of c4 and will not go silently into that good night! Hide your wife and children, because the Kamikaze pigeons are coming for you tonight.

The Kamikaze Pigeons were a major playing factor in world War IIII, blowing up several aircraft by flying themselves into their engines!

by KamiKazePigeon April 27, 2017

stool pigeon

dirty rat, rat, taddle tale, snitch,

50 cent is a stool pigeon. he snitched on Hova.

by paul January 26, 2004

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011

Pinged

Being under the influence of a class A drug. typically extacy.

he's so pinged he's Going to be sponsored by wrigleys the way hes chewing off his face

by Eman101 July 10, 2011

Posh Pigeon

A bird not doomed to the life of the average feathered rat, Posh Pigeons tend to be well spoken and fairly attractive to behold.

My first impression of her may have been misleading, she turned out to be a right Posh Pigeon.

by kr00t0n August 18, 2003