dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!
dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009
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Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:
OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.
OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.
by MDL713 September 12, 2005
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Orphanware is software that was purchased and installed, but no person in the company was assigned to or has taken responsibility for its operation and maintenance.
The end result is software which may be running on critical production systems, but no one in the organization exists to provide critical updates, reconfigure features or options, resolve outages, or guide users who need assistance with issues. Orphanware, or software which has been orphaned, is at risk of an unrecoverable catastrophic failure.
Since Orphanware has been purchased and installed, but isn't actively managed or kept up-to-date, it is differentiated from Shelfware, which was purchased but never installed; and Vaporware, which was never released in the first place.
The end result is software which may be running on critical production systems, but no one in the organization exists to provide critical updates, reconfigure features or options, resolve outages, or guide users who need assistance with issues. Orphanware, or software which has been orphaned, is at risk of an unrecoverable catastrophic failure.
Since Orphanware has been purchased and installed, but isn't actively managed or kept up-to-date, it is differentiated from Shelfware, which was purchased but never installed; and Vaporware, which was never released in the first place.
All of our production software runs on Ubuntu and JBoss; after Bob, our only Windows/.NET expert left the company, all of our production Microsoft systems are Orphanware.
by doctorgroove July 15, 2011
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Get the Orphan Turd mug.The final boss of bloodborne's Old Hunter's DLC. Some people think that this boss is hard, but in reality they just have a big fat skill issue and need to git gud.
Person 1; Is the Orphan of Kos a girl or a boy?
Person 2; No fucking clue but it's kicking my ass right now please help me kill it
Person 1; Just git gud m8
Person 2; No fucking clue but it's kicking my ass right now please help me kill it
Person 1; Just git gud m8
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021
Get the Orphan of Kos mug.The act of injecting semen into a paint balls, then proceeding to shoot them into your partners rectum until they pop and create a long gooey tail of paint amd semen.
by Hoverdumper April 26, 2023
Get the Omaha Tail Gunner mug.The act of cumming in a ladies hind quarters as the man is leaving his children in a rectal orphanage.
Term coined by BBGodlike on Feb 20th, 2017 during a Xbox Live conversation with his friends.
Also makes an awesome band name, I deserve royalties if you use it.lol
Term coined by BBGodlike on Feb 20th, 2017 during a Xbox Live conversation with his friends.
Also makes an awesome band name, I deserve royalties if you use it.lol
James: Yo how'd your session with Susie go?
Arnold: She was down for whatever, even let me take it to the Butt Orphanage !
Arnold: She was down for whatever, even let me take it to the Butt Orphanage !
by BBGodlike February 21, 2017
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