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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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Nutella

the act of nutting see nut or bust a nut
She punched me mid stream and I nutella all over her ear.
by paulaner November 20, 2003
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Nutella Blackface

Smearing nutella all over your face and taking a picture with the used jar.
Sorry didn't you go in the Nutella Blackface
by Cowbutthole69 September 23, 2012
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Nutella Toastie

Two slices of bread, covered in nutella and sealed together in a toastie maker.

Invented by Fiona Gardner in 2012 as a snack to supplement meals at university
Do you want a Nutella toastie for dinner?
by Nutella Toastie September 25, 2018
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hella nutella

hella nutella is something that is exceptionally awesome or amazing. something that is so awesome no other phrase can describe its raw awesomeness!
Hella=a lot of
Nutella=just plain awesome (everyone knows that)
guy:did you see that new paranormal activity movie??
other guy: yeah dude it was awesome! it was hella nutella!
by chicagodog October 31, 2011
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Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.
Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.
by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017
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nutella patella

1. noun

slang for a black knee-cap

2. verb

when a black person knees you
Do you have a nutella patella?

You just got nutella patellaed.
by Dehorned Narwhal December 23, 2011
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