num nuts

a term used to describe someone who is being stupid, retarded, or doing uncalled for things.

hey num nuts, stop dancing. you look like a fag.

by Niky Niky July 26, 2011

num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter

The phenomenon that occurs when you reach the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to type down the entire num pad also known as the most useless piece of shit.

Me: I'm bored as fuck
My brain: Then why don't you define num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter?
Me: Good idea!

by lolnoizntcol September 25, 2023

num

used to describe the act of placing your face in the crevace of a female's body. the resulting sound of this act will then be, "num num num num num num num..."

yeah dude, i nummed her until the sun came up!

by Gropius Maximus April 3, 2003

num chum

asking someone if they want to nibble at your food, in an extremely dumb way.

a: "num chum num chum?"
b: "shut up dick head"
a "awww :("

by fishstickle June 15, 2008

Num lock

Typically used for the autorun function on any online MMORPG, it is the gamer's equivalent to cruise control.

person 1: "Can you believe how far it is to the next town?"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"

by NihilistX February 22, 2011

Num Nut

Idiot

-Did you see Felix run into that door?

-Yeah hes such a num nut

by GoofyEmo December 14, 2021

num

acronym for "nigga u mad"

I hit some guy in the face, then I was like "num"?

by smd6969 January 22, 2011