nookser

Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.

When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

Nooberoni

1. Somebody who is an novice, inexperienced in any activity they participate in and is added to your party, group, alliance, possie, gang, crew, click, or any form of organization. That person is just an add on like a pepperoni to a pizza. Just an addition, but if you are affiliated or associated with a Nooberino, your reputation and credibility is ruined. In most cases, video games, but used in real life too.

Luis: Hey guys!
Ricky: Sup man.
Luis: I just met this guy from the game that we play, and was wondering if he could hang with us.
Leon: Hi guys!
Ricky: Um.. this guys got no skills, he cant run fast, he cant jump high, and he doesnt even have a job or car. Where did you find this NOOBERONI?!

by Ricky Bell February 12, 2008

nooger

some word i sed wen i was high instead of nigger and it sounded fnny as hell.

Damn! That nooger smoked half the blunt.

by the high guy June 19, 2004

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Noobert

Fancy name for a noob.

K: Hey noobert!
D: huh, thats not my name!
K: Well your a noob.. so that makes you a noobert
D: Oh :(

by glassedpickles September 12, 2011

nooner

sex between 2 or more people during a lunch break from work or school.

I work much more efficiently after a good nooner.

by OVincent August 20, 2009

nooberty

Like puberty, but for noobs

Stoned: Yeah, it looked like it was pretty harsh when Mark was going through nooberty...
Petin: Yeah... BUT IT WAS FUNNY WASNT IT?!?!
Stoned: Yeah it was! ROFLOLMAO

by StonedLogic September 29, 2005