brown note

As referenced in South Park, a low-pitched sound that can cause someone to crap their pants. May also be used to refer to any infrasound note that can create disorientation, nausea, etc.

I'm not so sure using the brown note on those protesters was a good idea. They're still rioting and now they smell like they need a diaper change.

by Lady Csyde July 4, 2004

note to self

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder

1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"

by Kommando July 8, 2004

spark notes

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.

"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"

by phorks August 29, 2003

doctor's note

Doctor's note (n) An excuse for any occasion.

Any behavior or affectation wherein you might draw attention or comment might be explained away with : "It's okay, I have a doctor's note".

Jasmine : "Dang - What's up with Cedric's shoes ? Who'd wear those to the club ?!"
Bennie: "S'okay - he has a doctor's note."

Mags: "You were so rude to that clerk !"
Cooper : "I have a doctor's note."

by TrudyS July 2, 2010

Pink Note

A £50 Bank of England note.

I might put a cheeky Pink Note on him to win.

by The one who never replies December 26, 2018

spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"

by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

by Athest April 28, 2007