mustard and mayonnaise

Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.

Got that 68' coug, on mustard and mayonnaise wit triple gold hunit spokes.

mustard and mayonnaise by bigg hood May 27, 2006

Mustard Tip 

The dong of an Asian man i.e. The penis

Giermo and Steve compared mustard tips all night until they found a straw

Mustard Tip by WangerBanger December 24, 2009

MUSTARD BEAN 

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee

i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!

MUSTARD BEAN by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015

Mustard Lippin’ 

The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.

Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.

After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.

Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.

Mustard Lippin’ by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Mustard Squeeze 

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

Mustard Squeeze by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Mustard Tongue 

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.

Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.

Mustard Tongue by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Mustard Fart 

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.

When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.

Mustard Fart by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019