by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023
Get the Lawn mowers mug.a ride on lawn tractor mounted on it are two GAU-8 avenger rotatry guns that are built by a washing machine company, firing 7800 armor pericing rounds into whatever is unlucky enough to be in front of you
person 1 what is that
person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by rma2802 May 26, 2023
Get the fighter mower mug.When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
Get the Squid lawn mower mug.She/be is a woman who has very little interest in depth and compassion all she/he wants is to be cool. Her/his IQ is obviously very low if she can only care about social status when there is so much more to life.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 2, 2019
Get the Mower mug.What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!
by Swampmower February 29, 2024
Get the Swamp Mower mug.A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"
by Will700 December 13, 2023
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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
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