The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
by Beoreview November 20, 2011
Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
by ThunderBlizzard April 18, 2008
A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.
Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
by DEEZ NUUUTZZZ January 10, 2016
by Owlski May 14, 2019
A manager or owner who defines themselves by flaunting items such as material possessions, botox injections and attempts at wearing fashionable business-wear.
These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
Can you believe Wendie today? She pulls up an hour late in her SL550 and yells at me for not answering an email she sent to me at midnight! Truly a bitch of a Mercedes Manager
by TestForSpeed January 13, 2009
by Catinus Z February 02, 2021
Allan Mercedes is a very good looking, tall, cocky, charming and confusing male. stay away from allans! as future told me.. THEY belong to the streets!!! only good allans are the ones with e's. i warned you!
omg you slept with Allan Mercedes too?!
by for the STREETS September 11, 2020