Melinda May

The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson

Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?

by DontCallMe_TheCavalry January 9, 2020

Man Meringue

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

by Dannymc December 24, 2007

Cingulate melding

The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.

A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

Meringful

To be the opposite of suicidal

Grant: you look meringful today.
Bobby: it’s because I left my wife and kids.
Grant:nice

by Sinclair01 January 24, 2019

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

mering it up

To study excessivly, especially when said sutdying is being forced on the student. Usually used by the student to show contempt for their lame-ass classes.

guy: Do you want to catch a movie with me?
girl: Sorry, I'm busy mering it up right now, I have a paper due tomorrow.

by purplepanda May 25, 2007

melindy

melindy is a very sweet innocent girl everyone would love her she is also very crazy but in a good way!

person 1:i met a shy girl last night
person 2:she must be a melindy

by xxxjordiexxx February 8, 2014