Fap Material

Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.

"Have you seen Linsey's Myspace pics? Pure fap material right there."

by Animated May 16, 2009

Marshall Bruce Mathers III

This is the real name of the white rapper, Eminem, who is a genius when is comes to writing lyrics down.

For the people who acutally know something about Eminem, and know his FULL name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.

by ohmananotherword October 18, 2008

Toss Material

1: Usually visual material used by males as an aid in the act of masturbating

2: A compliment towards anything good, usually an attractive female

1: "I'm going to the corner store to pick up some toss material, I'll be back"
2: "Dude, did you see that chick? She was mad toss material"

by tt December 4, 2003

daddy material

when hes all innocent in public but lowkey has the ability to be hardcore dominant in the bedroom.

me:ahh fuck hes so fucking daddy material imma wet my pants right here.
her: totally fuckin right u are

by father complications May 2, 2017

trivial matters

Trivial Matters: Things in life that have almost no value. A lot of people care too much about these things and some use these matters against others to boost their self esteem.

Mary: Karla misspelled you're on Facebook. That means she is stupid and I am better than her.
Amy: You should not judge people on trivial matters. She is probably very smart in her own way and that could have been a typo. It's Facebook! Chill out and stop caring about stupid stuff.

by Universal One Love October 27, 2013

Maguera

Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.

Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!

by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

Alaina Mathers

She is Dawn Scott(Kim Scott's twin sister)'s daughter. She was born in 1993. She has a younger sister Amy and a twin brother, Adam. Adam was born handicapped because of his mom's drug addiction during her pregnancy.
Alaina aka Laney has been legally adopted by Eminem a few years ago.
She currently lives with him and Hailie Jade.
The little blackhaired girl is featured in Eminem's Mockingbird video.

"Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment..."

Eminem, Mockingbird

by Isabelle Esling April 15, 2005