Matteo

A guy with a GINORMUS dick. Like 15 inches. Fucks lots of girls straight up. If your a matteo, you got a lot to live for.

Stacy: "That guy has a giant dick ."

Julie: "he's so good in bed."

Ellie: "What a matteo!"

by Yo mama is a rapist April 22, 2017

Matterhorn

Sexual act in which male rides female down a flight of stairs while holding onto her hair.

Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."

by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010

Matteo

The best fucking person on this EARTH

Yo that dude Matteo is SO FUCKING COOL

by Zpace October 3, 2019

Matteo

The name Matteo also means sexy,hot, and cute

You are so cute Matteo

by Edge_Potato November 7, 2018

Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.

"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"

by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016

Nothing Else Matters

(By Metallica)The best fucking song in the world.

"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."

by SnowWhite July 30, 2008

matty b

The husband of jacob sartorius.

I love matty b! I love jacob sartorius! I love both of your stupidity

by DatOneReply December 21, 2016