Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.

Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!

by Slawcat February 6, 2018

mid-fight masses charting

a song's charting that contains heavy usage of double notes, used in the Friday Night Funkin' community.

bro monster got that mid-fight masses charting.

by rmo66xx August 1, 2021

The unenlightened masses

They cannot make the judgement call...

The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...

by Warstar and Starlight ⭐🪖⭐💡 October 6, 2023

Masse

To be the CEO of a company and show your staff how to be able to consistently print large amounts on the slots. Staff often get mislead that they are the CEO due to the soft and kindness of a Masse

You sir are a Masse when you keep printing like that at Casino Daddy!

by SomeGuyOutThere July 17, 2021

masseur

Generally considered to be a man who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseur is a man who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.

I did not spend 15,000 dollars on school to become a masseur. The start up for prostitution would have been much cheaper but I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything stupid like perform hot stone on a client with severe heart problems so I became a massage therapist instead.

by raptorprincess November 1, 2014

The Massey

Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.

Person 1: I did The Massey this morning.

Person2: Dont speak to me again, ever!

by Jimmy Appleyard December 8, 2012

the massey

it also means to miserably fail at something.

the kicker really masseyed that field goal kick.

by JoMamaBitch August 5, 2004