Manninghaming

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.

A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."

by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009

mannipplelate

To influence a man's decision making process by asking the question with erect nipples. This will always have the man regretting his decision

Of course he said yes, He was mannipplelated. No man can make an decision he won't regret when his mind is fogged this way

by Keokuker July 6, 2011

Manningham

A fucked up area in bradford where you'll get jumped for 50p and a drug dealer on every street

Person:where u from
Me: manningham
Person:"fucking bolts"

by Bd8gang January 31, 2020

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018

Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy

Fionn manning Just raped my little sister

by Joshua the dad December 1, 2021

magnifier

(British English): a magnifying glass

(Canadian English): a power of 10

in Canadian English, 3 magnifier 10 would be equal to "3 to the power of 10" not "3 multiplied by 10"!

by Sexydimma June 22, 2015

mahni

Mahni is a Kurdish and Turkish Iranian girl name, in Kurdish means more beautiful than the moon, and in Turkish is songs , she is a strong beautiful and unique woman who loves art and is spiritual

Mahni is playing great music

by Strong warrior August 18, 2018