Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
by Guschdas November 13, 2007
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by I’m your daddy October 28, 2018
Get the Maddisyn mug.Madden envy is something known to be an inherited trait that all women have mainly wives, girlfriends, and overprotective moms who hate madden for no dam reason. Madden envy has wide ranging traits but here go the 7 most common
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
Game: EA SPORTS IT'S IN THE GAME
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy
by madden2010isthetruth August 11, 2009
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Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.
Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.
The John Birch Society (which in the 1960's stated that dental fluoridation was a communist plot) was recently Maddowted as a sponsor to the Republican C Pack conference.
The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.
The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.
by MNBadgergirl December 31, 2009
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by Gr@y$0n5848 January 4, 2020
Get the Madden 20 mug.Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.
The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
by madjackal May 2, 2004
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Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie
When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends
She also has the best y2k inspired fits
Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie
When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends
She also has the best y2k inspired fits
Did you know Cassie was sleeping with Maddys boyfriend Nate?
Do not F with Maddy Perez.
I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes
Do not F with Maddy Perez.
I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes
by T. Cherie B. February 12, 2022
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