Mald

When someone is mad bald

“Yo bro you’re mad bald, you’re like, dude you’re literally Mald”

by box.lunch November 26, 2025

Mald

Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)

Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.

by TheletterAE January 12, 2022

Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave

You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle

by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Mald

A term that Twitch users often use, it stands for "mad and bad".

Who made Nick Martino mald so hard, sadge, smh, baka, qweef, fetishes? Amirite?

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

Mald

To be so mad you bald, like instead of telling someone to "stay mad" just say "Mald"

John: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE HACKING!
Mark: Mald

by pedudant March 6, 2022