limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025

Lamping

When an individual leaves their domicile to purchase a device that emits light. (Formal, law)

She went lamping on Wednesday and returned with something that looked mostly like a lamp.

by LampsAnonymous May 30, 2025

lymping

a lewd onanistic act of massaging your gooch with your three fingers (pointer, middle and index; usually with emphasis on the middle one) while keeping your thumb and pinky wrapped around the base of your cock for stimuli

p1: "dude, i'm too lazy to clean up to finger myself"
p2: "just lymp, bro! lymping is peak"

p1: "dude ive been lymping while looking at photos of this dude for 3 hours now"
p2: "can't even blame you, he's hot"

by manh00dgone June 22, 2025

Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022