LUMP F.C.

The ultimate football team that is feared my others for pure skill , power ,and shooting ability.

Oh shit it’s LUMP F.C. we better run now 😨😨

by SAFFRONS_ARMY June 18, 2020

frump lump

A boner or erection obtained when one veets or looking at an ugly girl or fat chick or a group of them. The hard on a veeter obtains, or that a hogger gets before hogging or that a Cleveland Browner gets from macking on a frump or butterface. The woody that a frumper gets from a bagger.

Matt got drunk at the bar and when he started making out that bagger he got a big frump lump that he stuck in her after they left.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

Jumpa Lump

A Jumpa Lump is a polite way of saying fat person.

John: Geez that kid is a Jumpa Lump.
Tom: Yeah i know the Jumpa Lump stole my lunch today.

by JoseJack November 7, 2009

weiner lump

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.

"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."

by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.

"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"

by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013