Larson

A rare name that usually symbolizes males that have extreme amounts of Swag.

Julie: So, Rachel did you hook up with anyone last night at the party?
Rachel: YES! There was this boy named Larson who was so HAWT omg you need to see him!! <3

by Jew Momma June 21, 2011

Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011

Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

Kid Larson

When a guy is on his back, a girl is blowing him, she then moves down to lick his balls, he raises his hips up and farts in her mouth.

Dude Nicole was goin down on me the other night, and I totally gave her a Kid Larson! Set it up!!!!!!!

by Phil McMurphy July 16, 2008

Filthy Larson

This is what you do to your boss at work if he's a complete asshole. You gather fellow employees and render him unconscious with a donkey punch. then in true gang rape style you proceed to lay boston pancakes on his chest followd by EXTRA SYRUP!

Jim was being a complete ass ninja today, so I rallied the troops and we gave him a Filthy Larson. Next time we'll give him the duck nuggets!

by Brady Frisk March 9, 2008

Lamonia

A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.

Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.

by M. Povich April 21, 2009