Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

Klutching by vERM69 June 10, 2008

Kutzy 

That one dude who gets offended easily and happens to offend everyone else in the process of being offended

Kutzy is so annoying

Kutzy by sternypickle December 22, 2017

Klutzy 

A legitimate idiot who noscopes while camping in an unreachable area in cod MW multiplayer

You dirty klutzy!

Klutzy by ImNotaKlutzyguy1 August 3, 2021

KLOTZED 

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

KLOTZED by Den Daddy May 15, 2021

Klutch 

When something comes in handy when needed

Or to hold something tightly

Omg That water came in klutch after basketball practice

Klutch by Janae jd October 27, 2021

Kentucky Klutch 

A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.

So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?

Kentucky Klutch by Boatstein October 14, 2021

klutzing 

a klutzy or clumsy action.

I sprained my ankle while klutzing down the stairs.

klutzing by Queen Klutz September 3, 2010