job

Extremely versatile verb. spelled like the more common "job", but pronounced "Yob" like you're Swedish. When used creatively, hillarity ensues. May be used to describe a bodily function, inaproriate outburst, or clumsy reaction to stimuli.

"Oh, damn, you're jobbing all over my pants!"

by Martin Hansen February 05, 2004

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Short for the word jobby that defines poo or fecies.It is comonly used as a good secret joke between friends in everyday life when one mentions a his/her job and all urban dictionary readers may chuckle mindlessly to eachother

-I just did the biggest job, it was bigger than me
-I am an athlete, my job is running
-Excuse me but I have to go quit my job.
-Lets go to the bathroom together, it will be a job fair

by splerteeki August 22, 2006

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a piece of work

One person's job was tying the knot in the ribbon on the blouse and another person's job was finishing the hem of the sleeve.

by EvaLissens September 22, 2009

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Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. March 20, 2008

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on job

The phrase 'On Job' otherwise known as 'OJ' is typically given to a female who is renowned for giving multiple men uck and or performing sexual acts on them. A girl is given the title 'On Job' when she has successfully sucked at least 7 big ones.

"That girl is so on job"
"She is on job innit, give bare uck to bare man "

by MsOdea February 18, 2017

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