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Israelis

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel
Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask
by Megacompilation August 20, 2023
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Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.
The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.
by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025
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israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023
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Israeli

a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.
Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.
by Zhang Li January 11, 2022
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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.
The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
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Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024
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Israeli Offense Force

The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA
The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land
by D Flawless February 26, 2024
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