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The most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!

A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum
Black man on phone #1: you will never believe what i just found!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!
by Killnarnar February 8, 2015
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Inside Skater

Someone who performs the act of skateboarding inside a building or indoor facility. Mall, Store, Wal-Mart, House
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Police Officer #1: "WTF how did the fu**ing bench in the mall get trashed"

Police Officer #2: "Probably one of those INSIDE SKATERS"

(Police Officer #3: " Yeah there so fuc**ng cool, i wish i could skate")
by SKATER ; ) November 14, 2009
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Sweet Invite

An unplanned sexual encounter with another man in the restroom of a gay bar.
"It was shirts vs. skins dance night at the Fuzebox and I had a sweet invite in the men's room"

"Oh, sweet invite, dude!"
by sweetinvite March 9, 2012
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toasted on the inside

The feeling of a full-body high and becoming high behind your eyes.
John hit the pipe 3x, started speaking nonsense and was definitely toasted on the inside.
by kingcron September 18, 2013
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spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
by Sayle September 25, 2008
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Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.
Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *
by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011
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