A moment of clarity during drunken fun.
Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.
by nexttech June 20, 2011
Get the hyper jumpmug. by ドクター・オセロット June 13, 2018
Get the Hyper Bullshitmug. by iphands December 22, 2015
Get the hyper poopmug. by lodge cord August 18, 2021
Get the Hyper Hitmug. When a person's mind has evolved so far beyond other humans that they become almost hyper-intelligent In-Relation to other humans. Intelligence is, factually, ambiguous and can only be based on the one writing the intelligence test Intelligence measurements, or the Intelligence Quotient, can only be judged by Other Humans and their Relative intelligence as an "anatomically modern human," and in regard to the social consensus which places the limitations of their baseline intelligence factors.
So, a "Hyper-Sapien" is a Mentally Evolved human that is more significantly evolved than "normal" AMH's. Usually hyper-sapiens speak in ways that people can barely understand even though they are speaking perfect, fluent english. If You are a hyper-sapien, then you will probably be able to think and understand things much faster than others, be intelligent enough to outpace other "thinkers" well beyond your age, and almost never be understood by those around you and be forced to explain everything in excruciating detail for them to understand what you just said with any competency.
This does Not mean you speak well, are well educated, Nor are wealthy and successful. These are all Incidental to the realities of the world. Hyper-sapiens are able to interpret data and Think significantly beyond others, even if they don't recognize to what extent due to the mental limits of those around them often limiting their potential.
So, a "Hyper-Sapien" is a Mentally Evolved human that is more significantly evolved than "normal" AMH's. Usually hyper-sapiens speak in ways that people can barely understand even though they are speaking perfect, fluent english. If You are a hyper-sapien, then you will probably be able to think and understand things much faster than others, be intelligent enough to outpace other "thinkers" well beyond your age, and almost never be understood by those around you and be forced to explain everything in excruciating detail for them to understand what you just said with any competency.
This does Not mean you speak well, are well educated, Nor are wealthy and successful. These are all Incidental to the realities of the world. Hyper-sapiens are able to interpret data and Think significantly beyond others, even if they don't recognize to what extent due to the mental limits of those around them often limiting their potential.
AMH: "How are you?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I am vexed and perturbed by the obstinate neglect the extremely-wealthy are exhibiting in their blatant ignorance of the realities of the world and it's deterioration from overproduction and their abundant toxic-waste productions Without appropriate sanction and regulation."
AMH: "What are you, a Hyper-Sapien or something?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I answered your question; what's the problem?"
AMH: "Did you hear about the meat-industry making laws about saying bad things about meat?"
H-S: "Yes, it is disturbing. Silencing people that talk about even Potentially tainted meat, even though most of the non-organic meat is pumped with hormones, fed huge amounts of cheap GMO food that is unable to be digested or absorbed by the animal, and are even sometimes fed their own dead brethren ground into mulch and often used as fertilizer."
AMH: "What? I just saw it on the news last night. They didn't say any of that."
H-S: "Oh. Yeah, it's bad and getting worse."
AMH: "Yeah it is! I don't know about any of that Hyper-Sapien stuff. lol"
Hyper-Sapien: "I am vexed and perturbed by the obstinate neglect the extremely-wealthy are exhibiting in their blatant ignorance of the realities of the world and it's deterioration from overproduction and their abundant toxic-waste productions Without appropriate sanction and regulation."
AMH: "What are you, a Hyper-Sapien or something?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I answered your question; what's the problem?"
AMH: "Did you hear about the meat-industry making laws about saying bad things about meat?"
H-S: "Yes, it is disturbing. Silencing people that talk about even Potentially tainted meat, even though most of the non-organic meat is pumped with hormones, fed huge amounts of cheap GMO food that is unable to be digested or absorbed by the animal, and are even sometimes fed their own dead brethren ground into mulch and often used as fertilizer."
AMH: "What? I just saw it on the news last night. They didn't say any of that."
H-S: "Oh. Yeah, it's bad and getting worse."
AMH: "Yeah it is! I don't know about any of that Hyper-Sapien stuff. lol"
by MCPKG December 16, 2019
Get the Hyper-Sapienmug. A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.
by Facebook User August 7, 2012
Get the Hyper Postermug. A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l
by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019
Get the hooligan hypermug.