chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017

Hemorrlloyd

A Hemorrlloyd is a guy named Lloyd that suffers from a butt condition, forcing him to carry around a rubber donut everywhere he goes.

When's hemorrlloyd coming in to work?

by Inmychair September 9, 2010

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

hemo

hemo - adj/n - One who is characterized by two distinct visual cues: homosexuality and emo-ness.

n - one replete with hemo-ness

Katie: "Look at that hemo crying in the corner of the gay bar."

Joe: "What a fucking hemo loser. He probably likes getting trained while slitting his wrists."

Katie: "Stop, you're making me horny."

by urmomma42 April 8, 2006

haemoglobin

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body

"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

Heemos

A person with a serious retardation. Derived from the word "Hemma" in Norwegian, which means disabled.

Used mostly as slang in the city of Kongsberg, Norway.

Andy: Damn, I suck at this game..

Ray: That's cause you're a heemos, son!

Vido: Hah, tard.

Nima: Wow, the pot calling the kettle black..

by Johnny2quids April 7, 2010

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009