hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

Humes

short for humorous - something funny, ridiculous; also refers to "good times", really ridiculous things you do with your friends that you find funny

that was so humes

dude, we had soo many humes last night

i'm just tryin to have humes this summer

by mr.humes July 1, 2011

homse / homsen / homser

From the norwegian vocabulary. Means the same as "homo"(gay), only it's directed at someone. If used in a "bad" sentence, this word could hurt someone

Normal sentence: "Ja. Jeg er homse."("Yes, i'm gay")
or "Du vet, han dær homsen nede på Rimi"("You know, that gay dude down at the store")

Bad sentence: " Stikk av! Jævla homse faen!"("Fuck of, you fag(another word for gay)!") Or "Homser hører ikke hjemme hær! Drep han!("Fag's don't belong here! Kill him!")

by Zoneblade January 20, 2005

Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

Hummeroid

Person who drives a Hummer

Do you believe that Hummeroid just cut me off?

by Alan Frohl October 15, 2007

Homse

Norwegian slang for Faggot

That dirty boy is a homse, let's have a threesome with him!

by Big D0$$€R May 25, 2021

Nicholas Hume

The main character played by Kevin Bacon in the movie Death Sentence. Humes' oldest son was murdered in a convenience store. He killed the man who killed his son, and in return, was targeted by the gang who had killed his son. Him, his wife and younger son were all shot. He survived, and his younger son went into a coma. Thinking he no longer had a purpose to live, Hume went on a rampage to kill the gang who ruined his life. He succeeded in doing so, but he died during the gun battle with the gang leader. Seconds before he bled to death, he was informed that his son was going to wake up from the coma.

"The fucker is alive Billy! The fucker never died!

Billy; So what?..

Nicholas Hume: So this mother fucker.."

by Risown March 4, 2009