Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008
Get the hoover cootermug. Any member of the Hoover street gangs that has maintained its affiliation with the Crips street gang.
Hoovers..got their name from the streets in los angeles where they originated and before an alliance with Raymond Washingtons Avenues Crip they were known as Hoover Groovers..during the late 80s Hoovers had spread from L.A. to the east coast of the U.S as far north as MA, and as far south as FL. after 1995 most Hoover Gangs referred to themselves as Hoover Criminals due to disputes with ECC and the Rollin 60's neighborhood crip gangs...there are very few Hoover gangs claiming Crip, The Hoovers predominately wear the color Orange However those claiming crip integrate blue...Hoovers have nothing to do with Larry Hoover from Chicago, however they have been known to ally with local gangs of all backgrounds IE:18st, IGC, and so on....
Hoovers..got their name from the streets in los angeles where they originated and before an alliance with Raymond Washingtons Avenues Crip they were known as Hoover Groovers..during the late 80s Hoovers had spread from L.A. to the east coast of the U.S as far north as MA, and as far south as FL. after 1995 most Hoover Gangs referred to themselves as Hoover Criminals due to disputes with ECC and the Rollin 60's neighborhood crip gangs...there are very few Hoover gangs claiming Crip, The Hoovers predominately wear the color Orange However those claiming crip integrate blue...Hoovers have nothing to do with Larry Hoover from Chicago, however they have been known to ally with local gangs of all backgrounds IE:18st, IGC, and so on....
by Hoover Tek September 8, 2010
Get the Hoover cripmug. by Spaci September 25, 2006
Get the Hoover Mouthmug. Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.
by Aliroth June 21, 2006
Get the grab the hoovermug. The name given to an attractive man (or lesbian) who has the uncanny ability to walk into a room and have women throw themselves at him/her without any effort whatsoever.
Hey man, there's no point trying to talk to any girls in this bar. That pussy hoover in the corner has sucked up all the available talent.
by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008
Get the pussy hoovermug. Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.
Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night
by Kochie June 23, 2012
Get the Hoover Craftingmug. When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.
After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.
by Jimmy Boofit November 5, 2019
Get the Hoover boofmug.