Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

hookski

When you have so many hook-ups you start calling them Hookskis.

Friend 1 "Hanging out with Ashley tonight"
Friend 2 "You going for the hookski?"
Friend 1 "Hell yea!"

by Hamm3rj May 16, 2015

molly hooper

one hardcore motherfucker

one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes

by mollyfuckinghooper January 23, 2014

Hooper Hooper

A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.

1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”

by Shoki the future millionaire June 28, 2020

beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

by Ted Plumb January 14, 2012

On hoodstas

A hoodsta is somebody who puts in work.

Interviewer:so if an enemy rolls up on you what you gonna do?

Crip mac:DESTRUCTION!I destroy all enemies, I do DESTRUCTION. If an enemy rolls up on me cuh, ima automatic smash on him ,on hoodstas. You 5ive me

by Trapboy123 January 5, 2022

hoop dream

A dream very unlikely to be fulfilled, or any wild or fantastic notion, synonymous with the term 'pipe dream'.

Her plans for a career in music are nothing but a hoop dream.

by Gohn Gardenza December 24, 2010