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peeker/hoarder

one who opens their eyes while engaged in a kiss to look or "sneak a peek" at the other; also, this person may be caught peeking around corners/objects, etc...

this individual is also unable to get rid of objects causing them to pile up, thus, becoming a hoarder.
ex: rob is such a peeker/hoarder he is always stealing looks while he kisses and can't get rid of anything!
by Jeneana December 3, 2010
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e-hoarder

Someone who uses torrents or other means of downloading to...

1. Download massive discography's of (Tv / Movie / Music) files that they will never have time to enjoy, or have already watched/listened to, and will never again.

2. Has over 1 terabyte of storage for this reason.
My e-hoarder friend is downloading all 16 seasons of the Simpsons, but has watched every one since grade-school.
by Harry Balzach June 11, 2012
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Job Hoarder

A job hoarder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. Many job hoarders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.

Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.

Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.
“Terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “Job Hoarder”

Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”

Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”

That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder
by cynicalbastard12 October 3, 2011
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hoardering

The act of ordering multiple beers right before happy hour ends.
hayley: Man, these belgian beers are delicious. Too bad happy hour ends in 5 minutes.

Jeff: It's okay, after hoardering a few right now, we will be set for the night!
by hayley s. January 21, 2011
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Cigarette Hoarder

An individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. Sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as "I have no money, I can't afford to just give away my cigarettes."

Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.
Boy 1: Damn, Christina is SUCH a Cigarette Hoarder!

Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.

Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.

Boy 2: BITCH!
by !Olivia! October 5, 2008
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Horseradish Cock

When the tip of the penis is swelled and has several large creamy whiteheads or black heads surronding the pee hole.
Son "Mom I Think i have to go to the doctor"
Mother "Why is that Baby Arthur"
Son "I found some greasy blackheads and creamy whiteheads on my penis and i think it may be horseradish cock."
Mother " Oh My"
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Horserider

A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy
Valley you will never get anything done sitting around being a horserider
by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019
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