A female derivative of nigga moment. The moment where an otherwise rational female--regardless of race, nationallity, or sexual orientation--has a lapse of logic, self-control, and overall dignity. Anything could trigger this moment, but usually an undeserving lover is involved.
by Nita W. September 17, 2008
Get the heffa moment mug.by Lola August 24, 2004
Get the John Heffron mug.by Salty92559 May 14, 2005
Get the heffa mug.by Theonlyone January 20, 2004
Get the heffa mug.That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.
by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006
Get the heffaplump mug.A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
by sperma toadle August 21, 2010
Get the horny Heffer mug.by awstenknightsknives January 28, 2021
Get the Rodrick Heffley mug.