the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.

Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.

by milkatraz October 26, 2004

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

hadouken

an ejaculation so powerful that knocks the intercourse partner out; hadouken usually occurs after a long period of no sexual activity. The ejaculation is sometimes accompanied by the male shouting "hadouken".

-"hey dwayne, wanna go running?"

-"no i can't, i am actually sore from last night; i fell off the bed after I got a hadouken "

by nik21 February 4, 2009

hadoken

Hadoken is first used in the StreetFighter games by Capcom. It's a martial arts move performed by Ken or Ryu which unleashes a sort of fireball flying into the opponent.

In the japanese language hadoken doesn't really exist, but if you break it down in syllables it makes sense: "ha" = wave "dou" = motion "ken" = punch

Also used in the webcomic 8-Bit Theatre as Black Mage's most powerful spell.

Stand back, i am going to perform some hadoken on his ass.

by Moving Shadow March 16, 2003

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

fake handoff

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.

Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.

by L. Keen September 21, 2003

Die-Hardon

When watching something particularly manly, such as action films or explosions, an erection ensues.

I enjoyed that pipe bomb so much, I got a Die-Hardon

by carolejonchris March 3, 2008