Hangesexual

only being attracted to Hange Zoe from "attack on titan", also known as "shingeki no kyojin".

person1: why are you still single? There are lots of hot people that like you!
person2: you see, i'm not into them, i'm hangesexual

by jhfjasfhdvgxdf February 21, 2021

Hobosexual

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist

yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers

by adamBeast308 June 30, 2010

Hobosexual

Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.

I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.

by IrishGuido81 February 9, 2014

handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005

hobosexual

a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)

I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.

by HomoArigato April 24, 2009

Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.

Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.

by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006