Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.
Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.
by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025
Get the Turkish Handbagmug. the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
Get the wellington handbagmug. A woman who has 3 or more sugar daddies on the go, has them all buy her an identical handbag, that she later opens and carries around on dates. She keeps 2 sealed and pristine and sells back to the shop for cash or on the premium secondhand market.
by yaguide August 8, 2023
Get the Handbag Hustlermug. When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2
Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol
by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021
Get the Personal Handbagmug. by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017
Get the big handbag weekmug. When someone doesn't know the saying is "hell in a handbasket" and they keep saying that you are wrong.
Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.
Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.
by tboycgirl August 25, 2020
Get the hell in a handbagmug. by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014
Get the hollywood handbagmug.