Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 08, 2016
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Handbag Hustler

A woman who has 3 or more sugar daddies on the go, has them all buy her an identical handbag, that she later opens and carries around on dates. She keeps 2 sealed and pristine and sells back to the shop for cash or on the premium secondhand market.
Man, not sure you should be buying that for her, she might be a bit of a handbag hustler.
by yaguide August 08, 2023
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Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.
Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"
by Ninaleven July 15, 2023
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French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers
Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15
by Mescalino February 22, 2021
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handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.
Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".
by Bag Addict September 15, 2010
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Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.
I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.
by Lilbeau July 29, 2017
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Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe
RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o
by A guy with pubic hair November 14, 2010
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