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A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
by Spendexx March 4, 2015
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Grouting

Bang either man or woman in butt, blow load in ass, tell partner to spray cum and whatever else out of ass onto your face.
Give me a good grouting!
by Junglejim46 July 25, 2009
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grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.
Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you
by boogerlips March 23, 2010
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grounding.

grounding: it can be used in a "mariot" of contexts, see "famous". To be grounded is something!

After an intense period of "flowing" a "psychological auto pilot" returning to yourself or in yourself, becoming aware of surrounding and letting go of tension, being of relaxed mind.

The act of "grounding" can be a spiritual, stimulating and a moving activity. Driving a car or a motorcycle, having an activity (other than work or home) that "enlifts your spirit" with your proverbial feet on the ground, acknowledging gravity and at one with your surroundings, without becoming to attached to objects, animals, people or sweaty clothing. The act of "grounding" sounds as a contradiction to moving but it's not.

Grounding to become aware of the earth you walk on.
"No, be present in your own body, in yourself, not in me, in your mind! In your own, your soul or how you call it? Grounding? Yes, grounding."

"No, i'm grounding, i'm allready whole, don't seperate me from myself!"

"It's the energy thing, what the grounding? Yes, love it!"

"It's in movement we find our grounding!"

"Take of your socks and shoes, we're grounding here!"
by good attention September 2, 2013
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Grothing

Grothing is a term used for when a girl doesn't care at all how a potential hookup looks like; as long as he's over 2 meters tall
Dude, that chick over there is totally Grothing
by suckass69 June 6, 2018
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Crouching

To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.

Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.

Co-creator: Tyler C.
"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"

"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006
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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit
Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams
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