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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.
grapes is a pr0g master
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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grape point

After consuming a large amount of grapes, the point at which you would rather die and eat another grape.
I only have five grapes left, but I hit the grape point. I don't think I can make it to finish them off.
by gtg392y March 31, 2009
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grapeshot

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.
1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.
by Opposable March 16, 2011
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Grape Scrape

Common Marine Corps slang for getting a hair cut.
"I got my grape scraped last night, recruit style. Feels good!"
by Chicken Torta June 14, 2012
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Grape Juggling

Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.
Roger couldn't wait to get home from work to let his wife so a little Grape Juggling.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
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Canadian Grappling Hook

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.
When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up
by StevK442 March 29, 2010
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stat graphic curse

A curse in sports where a small box of information known as a stat graphic appears on your TV explaining a current streak of some sort. After the stat graphic is no longer on your TV, the streak is snapped.
A stat graphic reads:

Bruins are the only team not to allow a power play goal in the playoffs. Two minutes later, the Bruins allow a power play goal in the playoffs.

If you are a Bruins fan, you have just fallen victim to the stat graphic curse.
by GM White May 1, 2010
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