Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

by Bigf00tz October 17, 2008

goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014

gooberschnitzel

An adorable, silly person

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

by neuronhusky July 7, 2016

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017