shit gods

Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).

a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?

by SMODNUK October 19, 2007

Stone Gods

English new hard rock band formed of ex "the Darkness'' members including: Dan Hawkins, and Richie Edwards.

Currently have released one album, Silver Spoons and Broken Bones, and have toured with the likes of Black Stone Cherry and Airbourne whilst also appearing at Download festival.

AWESOME BAND.

''Did you SEE stone gods last night?!''
''Hell jeah, they fucking rocked''

by StoneDead September 5, 2009

gloryhole goddess

A term coined by Youtube celebrity Chris Crocker, a man or woman who frequents glory holes often and gets down and dirty

We like to visit the gloryhole goddesses at the porn theatre.

by dann28593949 April 12, 2008

godsister

1.if a person's godmother/godfather has a daughter, they would be their godsister
2. when two girls feel spiritually connected and believe god brought them together as best friends.

1. alexa and cindy are godsisters.
2. alexa and cindy are best friends and godsisters.

by alexa and cindy April 12, 2008

nectar of the gods

Nectar of the gods, to put it simply, is a name for the drink which has the sweetest taste of any drink in the world. The first time someone consumes this sweet, sweet nectar, they will instantly realize that it is by FAR the best thing they have ever tasted in their entire life

This nectar is not necessarily 1 drink that goes for everyone universally. Rather, the nectar of the gods can differ from person to person.

However, in Mexico they share a common knowledge that their "nectar of the gods" is one drink known as el melon. The phrase they recite nationally together is "El melon es el nectar de los dioses"

Translation: El melon is the nectar of the gods

I pulled up to my local mexican restaurant, ready to indulge in a nice chimichanga. I needed a drink to suit the perfect summer day. Normally I would go for an horchata beverage... but today was different... today I would be in for the surprise of a lifetime

I asked to try the different mexican juices, just to get a different taste out of life, something i had never experienced before...

When I pulled up to the window, the woman gave me a sample of a few drinks.....

when the sweet essence of el melon touched my lips, i grinned from ear to ear... never have I tasted something which had such a deep agreeance with my taste buds.

It was from that moment that I knew that el melon would forever be the nectar of the gods, in my life.

by the big ole gootch May 26, 2010

hammer of the gods

Synonym for the blues/hard rock band, Led Zeppelin.

Led Zeppelin are known as the "Hammer of the Gods".

by ZepFan1993 July 27, 2003

godelf

To chill in the midst of a large group and privately send sexually explicit text messages to the person sitting beside you.

Casey and Jesse aren't paying attention.. they're too busy godelfing.

by theEPAhouse September 5, 2006