I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth
by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
by scannin December 14, 2014

Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022

When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.
"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"
by Popping cherries August 26, 2020

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous
by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

by ZDaddy ZDaddy March 23, 2022
