buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.

Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.

by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009

Cock Girth

the circumference of you cock

"Charles, what's your cock girth?"
"I'm not telling or showing you unless you're one of my hoes, bitch"

by drkittydeath May 20, 2007

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.

Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.

by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021

flap girth

The thikniss of a phemales large pussy phlaps.

Yo Holmes... PVO has some serious flap girth

by Powdi July 18, 2006