Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

mr.gerbig

the worst teacher in the world super annoying and always pointing stuff out. and sings happy birthday in the most annoying way, if you have him as your teacher I feel sorry for you.

mr.gerbig "haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you, haaapppy biiirthday toooooooooooo yooou happppppy biiirthday deeeear whoever, haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you!!!

by ##schoolhater May 14, 2021

gerbil

Small Seizurey Mammal who watches sexual acts of unspeakable horror

That gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff

by Gerbtaro April 25, 2003

gerbil

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

by Charli April 21, 2004

wrote gerbil

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)

Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.

by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

Gerbster

Nickname for amazing sabres hockey player, Nathan Gerbe also known as the Gerbster or Gerbs.

-Did you see the Gerbster play last night? Amazing.

-The gerbster really helped the sabres beat the flyers in the playoff's! he's a god!

by sabresfan123 May 11, 2011

Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

by Disco Stud April 29, 2003