I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth
by Lurpinator December 8, 2020
Get the All length no girthmug. (adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
by scannin December 14, 2014
Get the Reverse Birth Girthmug. by anonymous November 18, 2021
Get the Girth brooksmug. by bennettjohn May 24, 2024
Get the girth maxingmug. It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.
Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.
by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018
Get the Girth Rodmug. Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
Get the Daniel Girthmug. by ZDaddy ZDaddy March 23, 2022
Get the Girthmug.