"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"
by thefox.com January 2, 2019
Get the Tuna Can Girthmug. (adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
by scannin December 14, 2014
Get the Reverse Birth Girthmug. When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.
"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"
by Popping cherries August 26, 2020
Get the Fake Girthmug. When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.
Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009
Get the Girth Spirtmug. by ZDaddy ZDaddy March 23, 2022
Get the Girthmug. by LilDongle February 28, 2019
Get the The Girth Scoutsmug. While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024
Get the girth maxingmug.