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gay

1. (Modern) Homosexual (usually male). The politically correct term for queer, or one who loves, sexually and romantically, members of their own sex.

2. (Douchebag lingo). Stupid, boring. (i.e. "that's gay.")

3. (Archaic) Happy, joyful.

Note: the second definition is considered highly offensive to LGBT community and their allies. Use of the word 'gay' in this context really does make you a douche.
1.
Person A: I'm gay. I've always been attracted to men, and I have finally decided that there is no point staying in the closet because nothing can change who I am.

Person B: Good for you! :)

2.
Douche A: Look at my new affliction shirt! My old one was so gay, so I'm going to wear this one every day now, for when I'm not at the gym. I can bench 400.

Douche B: Gay. I can bench like 450. Can you take a picture of me so I can show off my spray-tanned abs?

Douche A: Yeah man. I benched like 600 today. Could have done better. Look at me.

Douche B: Lets go take advantage of women so the world can know how straight we are.

3.
Gay guy: I'm gay. You're the first person I've told.

Person who thinks they're the freshest thing since sliced bread: I'm feeling gay too! Let's go and be jolly and gay, and have a gay old time. *Self-satisfied smirk*

Gay guy: Bitch, fuck you.
by pretentiousgayguy July 31, 2012
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Gay

Not a Homosexual or somehing that you find stupid, dumb, idiotic, pointless, and or annoying.
It is simply a term to describe a happy mood or expression.
I hope you have a gay ol' time tonight at the party.
by Tyler Turner March 29, 2008
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gay

An acceptable girl's name into the 1960s.
Gay Anne Rhimes was homecoming queen at Central High in 1964.

Kathryn Gay Montgomery was queen in 1965.
by Richard Black March 28, 2005
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gay

Yorgun is having a gay old time with this geeky trolls uncontrollable fag rage.
by stravin marvin gay February 12, 2010
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the gay

The non-existant malady that one catches by being around homosexuals (males especially).
"Yo, John went to San Francisco, and now he has a boyfriend; he must have caught the gay!"
by okenter July 1, 2005
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Gay

A lame comeback middle schoolers use on whoever they don’t like.
Human 1: Your mom is fucking gay
Human 2: My mom isn’t gay, she’s dead
Human 1: *leaves in shame*
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 14, 2021
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Gay

My dads
My dads are a gay couple
by LokiWolfHeathins October 22, 2018
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