Vertically Frustrated

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.

(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

sexually frustrated

a person who has sex issues

omg aubrey is such a homo. she takes her sexual frustrations out on trees

by someone SPECIAL...ED October 18, 2003

Frustrated

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frustrated people

by cxvbnm November 3, 2008

Frazturbate

This is an unusual variant of the common 'shank (shower wank). It involves a very specific routine of begining the ritual of self-endulgance with hot shower water until fully erect. However, there is a subtle twist compared with the conventional 'shank'. At the point of full erection, the hot water tap is turned off, leading to ice cold temperatures. It is left at this temperature until the erection has fully deflated and the testicles retreated internally. After this the hot water is turned back on and the act of masturbation is continued until final climax. It is believed the logic behind 'fratuzbation' is to increase the sexual pleasure of the final orgasm.

John frazturbated in the shower.

John and his friends frazturbated together.

John frazturbated for heightened sexual pleasure.

by The Witness93 October 7, 2012

Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

by CaryAD April 23, 2008

frustrated metalhead

a metalhead who has been frustrated by something or another. given the violent nature of metalheads, such a person should be avoided.

frustrated metalhead: GHAGHRGHHHHHHHH
people: well now. i'd best avoid THAT person.

by alex blows goats August 24, 2003