Noun.
The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"
Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."
Dave - "Gross, man."
Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."
Dave - "Gross, man."
by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014
Get the freshman fuckbag mug.During their first few weekends at college, freshmen will flock together in large packs (often as many as 10-20 people) and walk for miles desperately seeking parties and/or booze. We know we all did it, but it's still really funny to see.
- fifteen drunk and frightened-looking students walk by -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -
by akilina August 4, 2010
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The act of preying upon freshman girls. Most common freshmanizers are Juniors, followed by Sophmores then Seniors.
by ThePriceisRite16 June 14, 2006
Get the freshmanizing mug.Obloquy used to describe an individual who is highly emotional, acts melodramatic, and feels insecure around girls who the individual wants relationships with over the Internet.
Said individual may or may not attempt to attain sympathy by continually moaning about how their life "sucks", reminiscing over past derogatory incidents with people that aren't going to give a shit, and threatening suicide.
Commonly intertwined with the following words: bipolar and emo.
Said individual may or may not attempt to attain sympathy by continually moaning about how their life "sucks", reminiscing over past derogatory incidents with people that aren't going to give a shit, and threatening suicide.
Commonly intertwined with the following words: bipolar and emo.
by Jocose September 10, 2008
Get the freshmex mug.n: (fuh-REHSH-mahn-aye-zuhr): an upperclassman, typically a junior or a senior, who hits on freshman girls, knowing they can get some from them. A hobbies/habits/qualities of freshmanizers include hitting on their current girls' friends, breaking up with them after getting blow jobs, posting YouTube links to crappy songs on their walls, being just "decent"-looking, and having no friends in their own grade. ONE DOES NOT WISH TO BE CALLED A FRESHMANIZER: freshman girls beware.
by J.A. & A.P. March 22, 2010
Get the freshmanizer mug.A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
by jrabB September 6, 2011
Get the Freshman Facebook Syndrome mug.Most of the freshman I'm talking about are usually in the 9th grade in high school. There are two types of freshmen:
Type one:
Cocky,self-centered bitches who have not grown up since junior high, and all they care about is getting laid by the senior guys/girls and act like retards for the first 9 months of the year, and may stop just in time for sophomore year or continue to do this, flunk out and end up working at taco bell or taking care of their 2.3 children from their pregnancy during their junior year.
Type two:
Quiet, respectful, kind souls who only want to go to school and go home. They either care about school and/or athletics and end up being successful in school and in real life. They hate the type one kids since they make the freshman name bad, and end up beating their behinds.
Type one:
Cocky,self-centered bitches who have not grown up since junior high, and all they care about is getting laid by the senior guys/girls and act like retards for the first 9 months of the year, and may stop just in time for sophomore year or continue to do this, flunk out and end up working at taco bell or taking care of their 2.3 children from their pregnancy during their junior year.
Type two:
Quiet, respectful, kind souls who only want to go to school and go home. They either care about school and/or athletics and end up being successful in school and in real life. They hate the type one kids since they make the freshman name bad, and end up beating their behinds.
A conversation between two freshman girls:
Jackie (type 1): AAY what up, I'm in high school now! I'm gonna sleep with, like, the entire football team!
Andrea (type two): please shut the hell up, your the reason why that upperclassmen hate us, and your just being a thirsty thot. Just because you are a freshman, doesn't mean you are all that.
Jackie: Whatever, you stuck up prude, I'm gonna be the envy of all the hot upperclass men and girls are gonna hate me because I'm more prettier them, and I'm going to rule the school!
Andrea: Ok then, have it your way then, but don't come crying to me when you end up alone, possibly pregnant and a STD.
( Jackie ends up flunking her freshman year, ended up with an STD and gets knocked up by her "ex-boyfriend")
Jackie (type 1): AAY what up, I'm in high school now! I'm gonna sleep with, like, the entire football team!
Andrea (type two): please shut the hell up, your the reason why that upperclassmen hate us, and your just being a thirsty thot. Just because you are a freshman, doesn't mean you are all that.
Jackie: Whatever, you stuck up prude, I'm gonna be the envy of all the hot upperclass men and girls are gonna hate me because I'm more prettier them, and I'm going to rule the school!
Andrea: Ok then, have it your way then, but don't come crying to me when you end up alone, possibly pregnant and a STD.
( Jackie ends up flunking her freshman year, ended up with an STD and gets knocked up by her "ex-boyfriend")
by confessionsofateenager June 15, 2014
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