lake flaccid

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

fack

How a person from the Boston/New England area says the F word.

What the fack? This ain't chowda.

by D-Bizzle January 11, 2004

Fack-Shiggity-Shak

What you may say when you really want to swear because you're excited or otherwise, but the congregation, support group or other prude association that you're affiliated with may be offended if you outright swear.

"Fack-Shiggity-Shak" I just won the lottery!
"Just stubbed my big toe, Fack-Shiggity-Shak that hurt!"

by AMdoctorlove November 21, 2011

Facksed Up

Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.

Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.

by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018

Flacebo

Flacebo is a word that combines "placebo" and FLAC(Free lossless audio codec) and implies that it is in fact indistinguishable from higher bitrate mp3 or other codecs.

- Man, I just physically can't bring myself to listen to music if it's not in .flac format... What should I do?
- Dude, its a flacebo, you literally can't tell the difference between flac and mp3.

by Breif1 October 11, 2020

Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003