Fitted to the nines

When someone is dressed freshly and looks nice

"Yo, Ronnie is fitted to the nines!"

by Jowie January 20, 2026

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

over fizzed

Alot of fizz in a drink too much

My drink is over fizzed

by Sapphire0000 March 20, 2021

Snizzle fritzed

When someone gets insanely drunk and/or high. This may be by mixing alcohol and illegal substances together or by mixing multiple different substances to the point they become Snizzle fritzed

‘You look Snizzle fritzed’

by C-Dizzle04 March 15, 2024

moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"

Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025