True Or False

A rhetorical question often used by douchebags to state facts. The correct answer is usually 'true'.

1.

Greg - "True or false: I banged Cindy last night!"

Herbert - "Uh... True"

Greg - "Yeah! True! High-Five!"

2.

Fred - "True or False, Camels have three eyelids on each eye?"

Pam - "False!"

Fred - "Nope, true!

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

x-files

A totally awesome show that started in the 90's and got really popular. It was one of Fox's major hits starring agent Fox Mulder(David Duchovny) and agent Dana Scully(Gillian Anderson). Scully was sent to watch over Mulder and to debunk his unconventional work. Because of Mulder's crazy beliefs in the paranormal, he took the role of the "believer" and she was the "skeptic"; always taking the side of science. As the show progressed, Scully started to trust Mulder more and more, and they became better friends. And, well, fall in love.

The X-files is a science-fiction television series started by Chris Carter.

by Ana Robin May 31, 2007

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010

filet and release

The subtle art of catching fish out of season, removing the meat, then releasing the remains back to the sea.
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.

A takeoff on the term catch and release

"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."

by MikekiM September 25, 2005

rape file

IN BRIEF: The Sex Offender Registry. It can also be called "the rape file."

A registration that's for people (sex offenders) that are convicted of sex crimes, like rape, molestation or sexual abuse, involving illegal sexual activity.

If you ask me, the rape file can ruin anyone.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007

False Hope

To look forward to something that has a strong chance of not happening and you may or may not know it.

Im constantly given false hope when people say me and my ex will get back together.

by pctv October 11, 2007

False optimist

Somebody that keeps trying to tell you it's all good between you and them (despite every indication to the contrary) or that you've forgiven and forgotten everything on their end, even though you're not forgiving or senile by nature.

The real cynics are the ones that seem to think everything is okay with everybody all the time, or that everything will be okay, so people shouldn't worry. That is false optimism, and people (a false optimist) who think that way are not good liars.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021