fecal lasagna

Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.

Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.

by bobthechef May 10, 2006

Feckanin

A word defining a male eating some otrher males penis and eating his own chode. Also a word defining fag and douche bag who is constantly annoying and will not shut his mouth.

you are a feckanin!

by ilovefags<3 June 3, 2010

fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.

The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!

by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006

Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010

fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.

"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"

by Chadwick The Wise May 7, 2019

Fecal ecstasy

when your ass is on fire after consuming something spicy

I just experienced fecal ecstasy after consuming a bag of flaming hot Cheetos

by Mr Shitty Crane April 16, 2019

Fecharis

When someone's face has few features, mainly only having monocolored eyes, and possibly a mouth.
But what they lack in facial features, has an unimaginably incredible and beautiful appeal to it.

That little guy from Hollow Knight is so fecharis, I wanna know whats going on inside those ADORBS, voidy eyes

by Bomb Eyeball Demon November 22, 2022