Beasty Feast

Comes from the Beasty Boys, and Fancy Feast combined to create The Beasty Feast, a fancy feast of pleasure while The Beasty Boys play in the backround.

Gabe: Yo you going to that beasty feast?

Ronan: Yeeee Boiiiii

by GraytheDemon September 23, 2015

Fancy Feast

Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.

Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'

by Combinatoric April 1, 2017

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

Mexican Bean Feast

A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.

Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so

by captainspastic August 4, 2011

fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008

Yeast feast

The act of performing oral sex on a woman suffering from thrush

You could have told me beforehand. I've just had a right yeast feast down there!

by Greifbar2000 December 3, 2010

chip feast

Popular in the Southern Maryland region; an event, or get together usually defined by binge drinking while eating a large quantity of chips & dip in place of a proper meal. Typically this would include Utz crab chips, Carolina BBQ chips, ranch dip etc.

smib 1: "damn...*crunch *crunch...this is a chip feast man"

smib 2: *wipes hands on shorts "i know right"

by ltown_stunna June 29, 2012