Existism

a philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the act of survival in the modern age.

He is spending his life trying to make sure it keeps going, he follows existism.

by Existist October 10, 2020

Exist

Hey did you know you exist? I exist to! That plant over there exists to! Unless there isn’t a plant over there in which that theoretical plant would not exist. Do you get the point yet?

Person: “I exist!”
Everybody else: “We know”

by PersonWhoExist December 20, 2020

rapidus exitus

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class

Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.

by BIGMARK November 10, 2007

Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

by Chris Corden February 16, 2015

Existence

Something you will search up when you're having an existential crisis.

Kid: Mom, what is my existence?
Mom: Welcome to the club. We all here are suffering.

by Suck my piano June 23, 2019

fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008

existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018