evangelica

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Just by looking at her eyes will melt your heart and you will probably fall in love with her.

She is so Evangelica.

by Kyiro January 9, 2014

Evan Moment

When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.

Evan: "Says something cringe"

The Rest of the Friend Group: "Evan Moment. CRINGE!"

by GhostBoyDTX November 30, 2020

Evan Sousa

The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls

Don’t be a simp be Evan Sousa

by Smallppalex March 18, 2021

Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008

Evangelical Atheist

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.

I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.

by Aaron C. A April 8, 2012

evani

cute girl that keeps shit 3hunnna.

A: Aye yo, Evani is so real.

B: She cute too.

by Deja Asia September 25, 2013

Evangeline

Evangeline- Likes to bite people
Likes to chomp on people's fingers

Evangeline: Bite, chomp

by Jackson_is_big_gay May 3, 2020